08.13.07
Webmaster Denies Masticating in Public … by Tony Coen
In an interview conducted today Tony Coen, the Webmaster for new Website www.gr8riches.com, has denied the rumour that he is a habitual masticator. The Internet Marketing world has been totally stunned by the comments made by Tony in the interview today where he went on to say that “his competitors in, the tough niche area, of making money online have been circulating rumours about him to discredit his website before it opens at the end of September”.
Tony also said after his denial that he had been a masticator when he was younger and he really did not see anything wrong with being a masticator. I am very pleased to see the younger generation are really getting into it and they should make a habit of it because when they get older they are not able to do it. Several of the Internet Marketing guru’s that were present at the interview objected to the suggestion masticating was rife amongst the younger generation but Tony went on to say that while he was in Singapore at the recent Internet Marketers Conference he had seen all the top Guru’s masticating in public.
The interview was continuing when one of the Guru’s suggested that Tony’s new website was just “Get Rich Quick” schemes that did not work. Tony replied that all make money online websites were not like theirs and that the Gr8riches site was not a “get rich quick” scheme. He then said that he had taken 42 years to be an overnight success and he was not going to tell anybody how to become stinking rich in 5 minutes. The method of making money online works and I have set it up on my autoresponder to send out one key piece of information every week for the next 42 years.
“You have my 100 percent guarantee that the system works” said Tony but you had better start using it from September 1st when the website opens because, with a 42 year leadtime, you will only be making your children rich. It took me all this time to become successful and you only appreciate it when you have had to work for it he said. Most of the young Guru’s drove off in their Ferrari’s as Tony then went on with a further denial.
There is no truth at all in the rumour that my daughter Cleo is a thespian. Many people have seen me together with my daughter nightclubbing till all hours of the morning and they have concluded that she is covering up something. I have a very healthy relationship with my daughter and can catagorically say that she is not, and never has been, a thespian. Furthermore the very thought of this is so upsetting to the gorgeous Princess Cleo that she has gone on a holiday to Bangkok with her good friend Amanda. The Internet Marketers that started this rumour have a lot to answer for said Tony as they may be able to Make Money Online but they cannot come up with a good rumour to save themselves.
I see nothing wrong with being a thespian anyway said Tony, and I personally feel no embarassment when I am accompanied around the nightspots of Sydney in the company of the gorgeous Princess Linda. On the other hand, in Singapore for the recent conference, I personally saw many of the top Gurus in public places where, not only were they masticating, but some of them were accompanied by the mother of their young daughters.
I personally was very embarassed to see this occurring in public as these people are public figures and the general public see them as role models and something for them to live up to. This whole episode of the viscious rumours has given me a bad taste in the mouth when I should be concentrating on the upcoming opening of my website said Tony. Everybody should make a note of the web address, not that it is hard to remember, just think of how wealthy you would be if you had “Great Riches” and go to www.gr8riches.com and get hold of some of the fantastic free stuff available during the opening week September 1st to September 7th 2007.